In India, your relatives and neighbor aunties are more excited about your marriage. Not a single idea what the fck they get from this. The only time they come to your life is during your marriage and your results and make your peaceful life hell.
So, if you are tired of all of that bullshit but still you can blow them with bazooka. Then you have these options to try.
"Things you can always do instead of Marriage"
- Go on road trip: whenever you find any aunty around before they starting irritating you. This will give you lots of time to calm yourself and attain inner peace and make them forget that you once lived on earth. Anyway, you dont need a Honeymoon to visit the most amazing places on earth. Pack your bag, carry your tent, and show your middle finger to all who are asking you to get married.
- Buy fuckingawesomehollyshit 2000cc 16cylinder 500hp superbike and do wheelie front of those who ever asked you to get married. Jokes apart every day biking industry even in India is engaged with new, increased, faster, better and awesome bikes so why waste money on meaningless Big Fat Indian Wedding and serve guests whom you had never seen.
- Get a new Hobby: Many times it happens, that we admire things but can't do it, for some or other reason, if this is the case, buddy you need to gear up, cause this is the time, do what you wanted to do the whole of your life. Do what your relatives or parent or friends stopped you from doing. You like photography get a new 50Mega Pixel camera and start cliking selfies, learn guitar, piano and be singer, start dancing classes, do blogging, learn cooking and enjoy tasty food of your own. No matter what you do, you will love and enjoy, other than carrying your wife's shopping bag full of kid's diapers.
- Start your own business, be it IT/Software or a shop, or a boutique, or a showroom, when you have so much money left you can show the middle finger to your manager and start with a new business where you don't have to work 9 - 5 for few coins. Enjoy being an owner and you will excel cause this is what you wanted. This is what you will pay attention and this is much better than wasting your time in meaning fewer fights with your wife, cause you forgot to bring onions to home.
- Join the gym, after marriage, most of the people complain about not getting time. Household works will surround you and you will be abhimanyu inside a chakraviu who had no idea how to be free, and you will die inside that. So hit the gym and get those sexy 6 packs and start flirting with that sexy slim girl you always admired. Bet you will be sexier, more awesome, more energetic next summer.
Don't worry you won't be single like this, there are many idiots like you, who choose to be free instead of getting tied to some worthless society rules. There are many....
- Here is on top of my list, this guy, from Bangalore, sold his 2BHK flat and land to go one a world tour. Now who is having guts like this, when you give up everything for your dream.
- Bharadwaj Dayala : I dont know if he is married or not, but he is the first Indian to do a world tour on a Indian Bike without any sponsors that also when he got bankrupted. Listen to his story here.
This world is full of inspiration, search and Google will return your a list of hundreds of legends who became the inspiration for everyone. It is never easy to go out of your comfort zone and achieve things. But once you do, your name will be in the book of Achievers who went from their comfort zone and did what they wanted to do...
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